If I had money, I wouldn’t have it for long

30 Sep

…because I’d spend it all at ThinkGeek.com.

The Star Trek Enterprise pizza cutter would be a great start to a Trekkie-themed kitchen.

It really is the perfect shape

It’s inspirational. I’d want to make pizza from scratch (it’s easier than you think, and usually more delicious than ordering from Domino’s) and I’d give my creations appropriately alliterative titles.

  • Picard Pepperoni.
  • Data’s Deep Dish.
  • Three Cheese Chekov
  • Spock Sausage
  • And, of course, the James T. Kirk, with everything on it.

(Did those sound dirty to anyone else? Maybe my mind’s just in the gutter…).

I’d use it to cut my pizza into shapes like this:

And I’d complement it with bottles of Romulan ale, opened using this. Or, for a classier evening and more exotic pizza flavours, Klingon blood wine, opened using this.

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